Poem of an election campaign worker
On February 16, 2025 By pramitsingh Topic: Indiaelections2009, Poem
This Charlie Brown (peanuts) peom is about the U.S. Elections. With some modifications, it can be made for the Indian elections. After we are good at appropriating American stuff. I would recommend adding in bits about gorging on the crorepati candidate's money, taking money from one candidate and giving vote to another, and some other choice bits.
It's hard being a campaign worker.
We're completely at the mercy of our candidate.
We do all the work, and the candidate gets all the credit.
We ring doorbells, and make the posters, and build up the candidate's image.
And then he says something stupid, and ruins everything we've done.
The next time I do any campaigning, it's gonna to be for myself!
-- Lucy, You're (not) elected, Charlie Brown
