Dumb ideas of 2009 #3: No one is searching for how to make India better, boss

On February 16, 2025  By pramitsingh   Topic: 2009, Google

According to the big search book of Google Sir, we Indians want know 1. how to kiss (still too much sexual repression, bhaijee?),  2. how to hack (empty mind is a dangerous mind),  3. how to meditate (the pressures of getting the big raise and paying off the EMI), 4. how to study (how to cram everything in sight and pass the exam), 5. how to swim (now that all the rivers and ponds are polluted filthy with our excretions, swimming pools in the gated havens are the way to go) , 6. how to draw (the next Sudha bhabhi, perhaps), 7. how to flirt (Sexual harrassment be damned), 8. how to chat (the national pasttime, how else does one deal with being laid off?) 9. how to concentrate (Must not sleep before I have memorized all the  answers for the IAS exams), 10. how to download (pron, movies, music, and the mandatory Shakti Kapoor wallpaper).

No one want to change self or the country anymore. In the old days at least some of us poretended to, boss.


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