Full List of Samantha Bee's Names For Donald Trump

Posted on November 12, 2016 By newsroom Topic: Trump-presidency

Of all news show hosts, Samantha Bee was perhaps most correctly tough on Trump. Here’s a complete list of all things Trump has been called on Full Frontal With Samantha Bee (Via Slate.com):

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Freshly-sandpapered reality star
Two-bit wall salesman
Melting hunk of uninformed apricot Jell-O
Erratic rage quasar
America’s first appendix
Backfired wish that Republicans made on a cursed monkey’s paw
Agent Orange
Bigoted See ’n Say
Dauphin of Breitbartistan
Demagoguing bag of candy corn
George Wallace in a wig
Cheap National Front knockoff
Muddled asshole yearning to scream free
Big hairy orange villain
Leering dildo
M. Night Orangeman
Grotesque caterpillar turning into a somehow even more grotesque butterfly
Heretical billionaire bully
Nativist foghorn
Crotch-fondling slab of rancid meatloaf
Casino Mussolini
Monstrous apricot bulb
Hometown embarrassment
Screaming carrot demon
First-grader with a head injury
Sixteen-month Hindenburg explosion
Orange supremacist
Sociopathic seventy-year-old toddler
Failed QVC steak salesman
Nasty garbage monster
The white power movement’s orange ally
Thrice-married foul-mouthed tit judge who likes Planned Parenthood and thinks Corinthians is a type of car upholstery
Two-bit used hate salesman
The asteroid that just destroyed a party of dinosaurs
Dick-waving Berlusconi knockoff
Fat Elvis
Large-mouthed ass
Creamsicle
Rich asshole who wants to be King of America
Tangerine tinted trash can fire
Tax-cheating, investor-swindling, worker-shafting, dictator-loving, pathologically-lying, attorneys-general-bribing, philandering, mobbed up, narcissistic serial con artist
The least qualified candidate ever to lurch into the public spotlight and shit on gold star moms while cradling Putin’s sweaty sack.

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